MSN Conversation(s)

[Lucian]

If you wanna post what meatheads have been saying to you that
seems funny, or just want to share, please share the beef.

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Convo that seemed akward.


[02:37] Axle-ander Daebo: Rush is awesome
[02:37] [e-mail]: i love Rush
[02:37] [e-mail]: Who's memelz?
[02:37] [e-mail]: i especially the song TOM SAWYER
[02:37] Axle-ander Daebo: Werd
[02:37] [e-mail]: TOM SWAYER was an awesome literary character who faked his own death
[02:38] [e-mail]: Tom Swayer's gay.
[02:38] [e-mail]: swayer?
[02:38] Axle-ander Daebo: Shut your whore's mouth!
[02:38] [e-mail]: Yeah.
[02:38] [e-mail]: i think we could all learn something from Tom Sawyer
[02:38] [e-mail]: dont ya just hate it when you get drunk and cant remember where you left your cell phone in your house so you have to call your own phone from your home phone to figure out where it is? or is that just me? :$
[02:38] [e-mail]: lol
[02:39] Axle-ander Daebo: Just you
[02:39] Axle-ander Daebo:
[02:39] [e-mail]: damn.....thought so.....lol
[02:39] Axle-ander Daebo:
[02:39] [e-mail]: Kiddies, gonna get that new game...whatsitcalled?Force Unleashed?
[02:39] Axle-ander Daebo: ye sir
[02:39] Axle-ander Daebo: The Game is badass
[02:39] Axle-ander Daebo: I have the Demo
[02:39] [e-mail]: dont you hate it when you get drunk and forget where you put your birth control pills and then you call your own cell phone and fall into an encyclepedia and realize you can't get pregnent because you have a male genitalia and no ovaries
[02:40] Axle-ander Daebo: ALL THE NIGGA FUCKING TIME!
[02:40] [e-mail]: oor is that just me?
[02:40] [e-mail]: hey....i have NEVER been THAT drunk--(forgot where my bc pills were.....)fuck that!!!!!
[02:40] [e-mail]: lol
[02:40] [e-mail]: you are so fucked up, Em......LOL
[02:41] [e-mail]: i tend to be when i get into a weird mood
[02:41] [e-mail]: Alexander's fucken raciest.
[02:41] [e-mail]: shut up wetback!
[02:41] Axle-ander Daebo: Not true
[02:41] [e-mail]: I love it though, Em....give me more.....
[02:41] [e-mail]: thats what she said
[02:41] Axle-ander Daebo: I do not think my race is superior
[02:41] [e-mail]: shut up cracker
[02:41] [e-mail]: fucking honkey!
[02:42] [e-mail]: if she was smart, that is, Em......
[02:42] [e-mail]: ha
[02:42] [e-mail]: lmao.....
[02:42] [e-mail]: Aww..love trincle.
[02:42] Axle-ander Daebo: I'm a personist....I think I'm Superior
[02:42] Axle-ander Daebo:
[02:42] [e-mail]: personist......new word for tonight......LOL
[02:42] [e-mail]: Can't fucken spell shit me.
[02:42] [e-mail]: usually the women call me a hulkamaniac in the sack
[02:42] [e-mail]: Holy a kintergardener Em.
[02:42] [e-mail]: probably because i rock a skullet and a ripped t-shirt
[02:43] Axle-ander Daebo: It's true,I've heard a woman say that about Em once
[02:43] [e-mail]: kintergardener?
[02:43] [e-mail]: wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
[02:43] [e-mail]: Typo...jeez.
[02:43] [e-mail]: LOL
[02:43] [e-mail]: you talking about wetbacks again?
[02:43] [e-mail]: kindergartner, mayhap?
[02:43] Axle-ander Daebo: Lucy is a kitten
[02:44] [e-mail]: when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside
[02:44] [e-mail]: s97.photbucket.com/albums/l211/unev/newme.jpg
[02:44] [e-mail]: I want to hear more about this hulk thing, Em.....inquiring minds want to know......
[02:44] Axle-ander Daebo: Stealing my lines?
[02:44] Axle-ander Daebo:
[02:44] [e-mail]: i put on 80's Hulkster music
[02:45] [e-mail]: come crashing into the bedroom
[02:45] [e-mail]: you know it, Alex......lol
[02:45] [e-mail]: ripping my shirt off
[02:45] [e-mail]: rocking the skullet
[02:45] [e-mail]: mustache
[02:45] [e-mail]: steroid muscles
[02:45] Axle-ander Daebo: yelling "Brother!"
[02:45] [e-mail]: speedo
[02:45] [e-mail]: pants must be ripping off to, damnit!!!
[02:45] [e-mail]: saying bend over brotha
[02:45] [e-mail]: and of course i do it doggystyle
[02:45] [e-mail]: Noooooooooooooo........you lost me at speedo....damn.....lol
[02:45] [e-mail]: simply the best
[02:45] [e-mail]: grabbing at the hips
[02:45] [e-mail]: putting my big python hands all over the smooth skin
[02:46] Axle-ander Daebo: Speedo- They don't call him sushi man for nothing
[02:46] [e-mail]: gropping the breasts
[02:46] [e-mail]: ROFLMAO
[02:46] [e-mail]: spanking the ass
[02:46] [e-mail]: farting
[02:46] [e-mail]: oops
[02:46] [e-mail]: s97.photobucket.com/albums/l211/unev/newme.jpg
[02:46] [e-mail]: wait
[02:46] [e-mail]: what?
[02:46] [e-mail]: LOL

[02:46] [e-mail]: no one wants to see your ugly ass Lucy!
[02:46] [e-mail]: i figured Em missed that....lol
[02:46] Axle-ander Daebo: he's angery for a kitten
[02:47] [e-mail]: is that what that is....a pic of him? LOL, Alex
[02:47] [e-mail]: mel quit being mean to lucy
[02:47] [e-mail]: Hey Alexander, gimme your pic & I'll do something with it.
[02:47] Axle-ander Daebo: I like you Luc....but I don't trust you
[02:47] [e-mail]: he's going to splooge on it!
[02:47] [e-mail]: Ill try Em....cant promise, though :$
[02:48] [e-mail]: I don't expect trust from my servants..only submission.
[02:48] [e-mail]: Lucy is not an ugly ass, he's a valued member of HMF and a decent human being
[02:48] Axle-ander Daebo: that came off gay
[02:48] [e-mail]: Not the old splooge trick...damn......lol
[02:48] [e-mail]: no shit, Alex.......
[02:48] [e-mail]: LOL
[02:48] [e-mail]: Lucy wasn't to be his pp in Alex's bunghole?
[02:48] [e-mail]: I plan to be gay girls.
[02:48] [e-mail]: :-O
[02:48] [e-mail]: FAG!
[02:48] [e-mail]:
[02:49] Axle-ander Daebo: you plan to be more than one lesbien?
[02:49] [e-mail]: What's the deal about gay people & lesbos anyway?
[02:49] Axle-ander Daebo: lesbos are hot
[02:49] Axle-ander Daebo: er the hot ones are hot
[02:50] [e-mail]: yeah!! Whats wrong with gay and lesbos anyway, Alex?!@??! 8o|
[02:50] [e-mail]: LMAO......my face hurts from laughing, i swear.......lol
[02:50] Axle-ander Daebo: What did I say?
[02:50] [e-mail]: I heard Satan's homosexual & that he likes it up in the ass.
[02:50] Axle-ander Daebo: all of a sudden I'm Homo-Hitler
[02:50] [e-mail]: not sure i like the direction this convo is taking ^o)
[02:51] Axle-ander Daebo: from south Park?
[02:51] [e-mail]: Yeah.
[02:51] [e-mail]: yes....yes you are, Alex.......LOL
[02:51] Axle-ander Daebo: wait for my holocaust.....
[02:52] [e-mail]:
[02:52] [e-mail]: is that the one where you bend people over pool tables and do very dirty stuff to them??
[02:52] [e-mail]: or is that just me? lol
[02:52] Axle-ander Daebo: that;s only the forplay
[02:52] [e-mail]: oh shit, son.......lol
[02:52] [e-mail]: isnt it hot when you're giving a girl anal and she farts on your shit?
[02:53] Axle-ander Daebo: no...that's when you make her hit the showers

[02:52] [e-mail]: is that the one where you bend people over pool tables and do very dirty stuff to them??
[02:52] [e-mail]: or is that just me? lol
[02:52] Axle-ander Daebo: that;s only the forplay
[02:52] [e-mail]: oh shit, son.......lol
[02:52] [e-mail]: isnt it hot when you're giving a girl anal and she farts on your shit?
[02:53] Axle-ander Daebo: no...that's when you make her hit the showers
[02:53] [e-mail]: ive never given a girl anal, so ill pass this on to Alex........alex???
[02:53] [e-mail]: thats when the fun just begins!
[02:53] [e-mail]: Good answer, Alex.....
[02:53] Axle-ander Daebo: I'm all wise and shit
[02:54] [e-mail]: like Yoda....but taller.....and with a longer dick.....sweet
[02:54] Axle-ander Daebo: climb a moutain to ask me advice GOdammit!
[02:54] [e-mail]: LOL
[02:54] [e-mail]: Em?? Em?? Where you at, man??
[02:55] [e-mail]: Stop jerking Luc off and get your ass back in here, man.....damn

[02:55] [e-mail]: :-O
[02:55] [e-mail]: :-O
[02:55] Axle-ander Daebo: he's whipiing his dick off
[02:55] [e-mail]: :-O
[02:55] [e-mail]: :-O
[02:55] [e-mail]: LOL
[02:55] Axle-ander Daebo: gotsta get the fart juice off!
[02:56] [e-mail]: Yummy......
[02:56] [e-mail]:
[02:56] [e-mail]: lol
[02:56] [e-mail]: she does go ass to mouth!

[02:56] Axle-ander Daebo: Kelsey is very giving

[02:56] [e-mail]: lol
[02:57] [e-mail]: Hey, that was MY ass, going to MY mouth, and there wont no shit involved cuz i keep the machine clean........so.......there!!!!! 8o|
[02:57] [e-mail]:

[02:57] Axle-ander Daebo: Ba-ba-ba-ba-BA-BONER!
[02:57] [e-mail]: er.......or were we talking about something else.....damn

[Jason]

I never go on MSN. Interesting convo.

[Lucian]

So I've noticed Rob...so I've noticed...been trying to expect you to come online.

[Krueger]

Dude i havent been online for ages, crazy conversation though.