Worthless Horror Movies

[Brew]

wasnt sure were to put this so i put it here.
What do you think is the most complately innessintial horror movie ever made and why?
There are alot to choose from. what I mean isby inessential is that no matter how stupid an idea is, there is always sombody willing to put up money for the movie to be made.

Halloween III: Season's of The Witch (1983)

Synopis:
After just two movies, Filmmakers' decided the series was due for a reboot. Therefore Micheal Myers' was beanched in Favor of Conal Cochran, an evil toy maker and owner of Silver Shamrock Company.
Conal Cochran's meathod of Killing his victim's were a little more complex than Micheal Myers'.
He planned to unleash chaos by selling special masks.
The masks had special computer chips- I S*** you not - tiny pieces of a stolen bolder from stonehenge. Upon hearing the jingle In Silver Shamrock commerical you would be killed by the magic of Stone Hinge? Needless to say Micheal Myers was back for thefourth movie.

THat was the first on that came to my mind as being a compleate was of time. I thought about suing the filmmakers for comensation for take 90 minutes of my life I spent watching this turd of a "film" because that's 90 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

I don't know why I hated this so much but maybe it's just because I like Mike so much and he was't in it.
Share which one's you didnt like.

[Brew]

Another one is
Jaws IV: The Revenge
1987

This is the one that finally ended the Jaws Franchise.
Chief Brody's widow(he appearntly died of a heartattack triggered by his fear of sharks') decides she's had enough of Amity Island and heads to the Bahamas' to be with her son's family.
But unbeknownest to her, a relitive of the sharks killed in the previous installments follows her from New EngLand to the Bahamas. The shark is hell bent on killing the surviving members of the Brody clan.
What's even worse is in addition to holding grudges and tracking humans for thousands of miles is this shark leaps out of the water!!!!
Scary stuff!!!!
Micheal Caine who was in this movie just for the paycheck as the pilot "Hoagie".
Then there's Mario Van Peoples "Hey Mon" portrayal that set the cival rights movement back 1,000 years.
What still after 20 + years gets me is if you live on an island and you think a shark and his entire family is out to get you and you entire family then why would you leave one island and then go to another island? I'll go along with the premis that a shark can not only figure out your travel plans but track you for thousands of miles passing up a whole coast of perfectly edible people to get you and your family.
If that is the case and you new that wouldn't you go to a place were there was no possible was a shark could get you? Like say in the middle of Antartica,or in a place thousands of miles away from the ocean? You don't go to the Bahamas.
Whats funny to me well two things are funny to me about this turd worthy film.
1. Micheal Caine was up for and won an oscar for Hannah And Her Sisters but didnt go to the oscars that year because he was filming this masterpiece of a movie.
2. I ain't making up a word of the plat. That's actually the plot they went with. Kinda makes you wonder what scripts they passed on before thet went with this one.

[Brew]

House of The Dead
2003
Director Uwe Boll
Starring: Ellie (Halloween 4& 5) Cornell

Don't get me wrong I went in wanting to like this movie, because I liked Ellie Cornell in Halloween 4' and Halloween 5. It's just that this movie is almost to awful for words.
Uwe Boll for those who dont know is like Ed (plan nine from outer space)Wood for the new millenium. Like most of his work this movie is loosely based on a video game.

Synopsis:
We follow A group of teens in a remote Canadian island for the rave of the century. However when they arrive that the rave- in fact the entire island- has been over run by Zombies.
Naturally instead of packing up and going home, they decide to stay and help themselves to left over boose. They eventully end up holing up in an abandoned house and start getting picked off one by one.
This is a paper thin premis but the acting makes this one so special. Uwe Boll elicets performances out of his cast that makes Short Circuits Johnny 5 look like Marlon Brando.
What's worse to me is they made a sequal.

[Jason]

House of the Dead. I agree.
I also hated Hellbreeder. There's movies out there that are so bad, you shouldn't waste your time waching them. Then there's movies that are SO bad, you have to see just how bad it is.... But this movie is worse.

[Brew]

Havent heard of that