Ruls for surviving a horror movie
Jul 30, 2009 8:16:03 GMT -8
Post by Brew on Jul 30, 2009 8:16:03 GMT -8
Aparently it goes without sayint that every one here loves scary movies other wise you would not be here. I did not see a thread posted here on this. What to do if you find yourself trapped in a horror film. So here's some tips that I found would help you.
how to survive a horror film
1. Whatever you do don't fall asleep
2.Don't gp outside
3. don't go in the house
4.Dont answer the phone
5.Don't wait until you need it to see if the gun is loaded
6.dont wait til you need it to see if the car will start
7.Under any circumstances Don't have sex
8.Dont think about sex
9. Dont talk about sex
10.Don't go swimming the killer is in the water
11. Dont dig up a long ago forgotten about and buried killer he isnt dead he's resting and waiting for you.
12.don't say ill be right back because you wont be
13.if the locals say don't go to the camp/farmhouse/etc that it is cursed listen to them and go back home and make other arrangement for the summer
14.Dont doubt what others tell you if you doubt you die
15.Dont try and act macho if you act macho you die
16.Dont wander off by yourself if you do you die
17 If you arre unattractive you die( I didnt make this rule)
18 If you are curious about something like a noise thats upstairs/ downstairs/ inside/outside/etc you die
19if you are irresponible you die
20 don't make fun of the weird kid make friend with him or her
these were the one's i could think of right off if you think of some let us know.
If i think of more i post again
how to survive a horror film
1. Whatever you do don't fall asleep
2.Don't gp outside
3. don't go in the house
4.Dont answer the phone
5.Don't wait until you need it to see if the gun is loaded
6.dont wait til you need it to see if the car will start
7.Under any circumstances Don't have sex
8.Dont think about sex
9. Dont talk about sex
10.Don't go swimming the killer is in the water
11. Dont dig up a long ago forgotten about and buried killer he isnt dead he's resting and waiting for you.
12.don't say ill be right back because you wont be
13.if the locals say don't go to the camp/farmhouse/etc that it is cursed listen to them and go back home and make other arrangement for the summer
14.Dont doubt what others tell you if you doubt you die
15.Dont try and act macho if you act macho you die
16.Dont wander off by yourself if you do you die
17 If you arre unattractive you die( I didnt make this rule)
18 If you are curious about something like a noise thats upstairs/ downstairs/ inside/outside/etc you die
19if you are irresponible you die
20 don't make fun of the weird kid make friend with him or her
these were the one's i could think of right off if you think of some let us know.
If i think of more i post again
