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That was so funny on Raw when HHH tried to grab the ropes and Batista pulled them away. Payback's a bitch. 

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Did you guys see John Cena's new music video on Smackdown? I enjoyed it!! 

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What did you guys think of Smackdown tonight? Kurt Angle wants to have sex with Booker T's wife, Big Show gets food poisoning, etc. These storylines are just plain ass stupid to me.

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Did you guys see what happened on Raw?  Poor Poor Batista.  If they end up fighting in Hell In The Cell I'll have to buy that on Ebay. 

[Jason]

not too bad a show this week. I loved how ECW took that shot at Raw, aka WCW. I dont know if I told you guys this, but I always considered RAW like WCW. Both suck! Heh heh, Batista's going to kill HHH. To be honest, I can see a low blow from a mile away, but I didnt see it coming when Flair did it.

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That ECW segment was cool.  Like they always say about Flair he's the dirtiest player in the game.

[Jason]

yep, I thought Evolution was over for sure.

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Jason,

I read you missed Smackdown. Here's a report to give you an idea of what happened in case you still don't know.

Thanks to WrestlingObserver.com for the following:

Dark match
Scotty 2 Hotty b C.M. Punk
Billy Kidman b Nunzio

Velocity
Bashams b Funaki & Nunzio
Booker T b ? (possibly Brent Albright)
Orlando Jordan b Mark Jindrak

Smackdown
Carlito's Cabana opened the show and the guest was Carlito. Matt Morgan started to stutter. Carlito showed Morgan giving show the F-5. A lot of cheers for Morgan. Teddy Long came out announces a winner gets his choice of match Battle Royal. Long also announces Carlito vs. Big Show

Bob Holly & Charlie Haas b MNM-DQ for a chair shot on Bob

Paul London b Chavo Guerrero to keep cruiserweight title

John Cena did a promo. Guess who cut him off. JBL. Yes the feud must continue. Cena said he wouldn't play a video tribute he made to JBL because JBL insulted him. JBL apologized because he wanted to see the video, but the video was just JBL quitting.

Big Show b Carlito with a choke slam after they booted Morgan from ringside. Morgan came back and gave Show an F-5 through a table

Kurt Angle did a long anti-ECW promo saying it was garbage and talks about walking out when Raven put Sandman on the cross. They teased Tazz defending ECW. Angle is also going to lead a team of invaders to fight ECW.

Angle b ? with an ankle lock

Angle then won the Battle Royal. Last two were Angle and Mysterio and they went several minutes before Angle dumped him. Didn't we see that a few years ago?

Angle's dream match next week is a singles match against Sharmell.

Neither Cena nor JBL worked tonight, even though advertised for a dark match, probably because they were banged up from Sunday.

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WooHoo, I got my Raw tickets today for June 6!! I'm really looking forward to going!!

[Jason]

thanks for the update! You gonna be in the front row? I'll look out for ya!