Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Nov 17, 2005 15:35:27 GMT -8
Post by Jason on Nov 17, 2005 15:35:27 GMT -8
I love this movie. This is one of those kinds of films that you can watch over and over and never get sick of it.
In the beginning. They meet in front of a store called "The Quik Stop". They were young babies and have hung out there for years. Eventually one of the Clerks pisses Jay off, and Jay tells a couple kids a fake story of how the two clerks had a Star Wars theme wedding and tied the knot dressed like Storm Troopers. So the clerks have finally had enough of the two hanging out in front of the store and call the police and slap a restraining order on both of them. Jay and Silent Bob go to a friends comic book store (where they have a comic based on their characters). They talk to Brodie (the friend) and he tells them that the writers are making a movie based on the comic they were the basis for called "Bluntman and Chronic". So they go talk to Holden McNeil (one of the two writers) and ask for the movie check. He tells them that he sold his rights to the comic book to Bankie. (the other writer). Holden shows Jay & Silent Bob a website where a bunch of movie chatters talk about how horrible this movie is gonna be, and how stupid Jay and Silent Bob are. So now instead of getting a movie check, Jay and Silent Bob decide to stop the movie from getting made so people will quit talking their trash. After a day of traveling, they meet 4 girls and a guy on a road trip named Sissy, Missy, Crissy, and Justice. The guy's name is Brent. The girls decide to let Jay and Silent Bob tag along. The girls tell Jay and Silent Bob that they're traveling to a building where they do horrible experiments on animals, and that they're gonna try to save them. After awhile Jay and Silent Bob think this Brent guy is an idiot, so they decide to throw him out of the van while they were in motion. The girls secretly meet and decide, in the middle of the night, to have, instead of Brent, Jay and Silent Bob go in and get a monkey while they robbed a Diamond Museum. They planned on taking a different car and blowing up the van making Jay and Silent Bob think they were dead. The plan was to have the police after Jay and Silent Bob. Which worked. They were on the run for the police (thinking the police were chasing them because of a monkey) while the girls were rich in diamonds. Meanwhile, Justice is feeling bad and decides to meet up with Jay and Silent Bob in Hollywood. She secretly takes the diamonds, and the car and she leaves. The police and the Federal Wildlife Marshall end up finding Jay and Silent Bob in a small restaurant. Jay and Silent Bob end up tricking the Federal Wildlife Marshall and barely get away. Someone takes the monkey when Jay and Silent Bob were unaware, and on the back of the car where the monkey was taken, it said "Critters of Hollywood" So they were headed to Hollywood to stop the movie from getting made, and to get the monkey back. After they get there, they find the monkey, and end up in the "Bluntman and Chronic" dressing room. They knock out the actors and put the Bluntman and Chronic costumes on. The Federal Wildlife Marshall and Justice arrives and so do the 3 girls who are after the diamonds. The Federal Wildlife Marshall and the 3 girls end up in a shootout. Then after the 3 girls are knocked out by Justice, she offers to get the Federal Wildlife Marshall a job with the FBI by turning in the four of them. He agrees. Jay and Silent Bob agree to a movie check when they hear how much money they would be getting if they accepted it. And that's basically it. I loved this movie and would say it's a must see.
In the beginning. They meet in front of a store called "The Quik Stop". They were young babies and have hung out there for years. Eventually one of the Clerks pisses Jay off, and Jay tells a couple kids a fake story of how the two clerks had a Star Wars theme wedding and tied the knot dressed like Storm Troopers. So the clerks have finally had enough of the two hanging out in front of the store and call the police and slap a restraining order on both of them. Jay and Silent Bob go to a friends comic book store (where they have a comic based on their characters). They talk to Brodie (the friend) and he tells them that the writers are making a movie based on the comic they were the basis for called "Bluntman and Chronic". So they go talk to Holden McNeil (one of the two writers) and ask for the movie check. He tells them that he sold his rights to the comic book to Bankie. (the other writer). Holden shows Jay & Silent Bob a website where a bunch of movie chatters talk about how horrible this movie is gonna be, and how stupid Jay and Silent Bob are. So now instead of getting a movie check, Jay and Silent Bob decide to stop the movie from getting made so people will quit talking their trash. After a day of traveling, they meet 4 girls and a guy on a road trip named Sissy, Missy, Crissy, and Justice. The guy's name is Brent. The girls decide to let Jay and Silent Bob tag along. The girls tell Jay and Silent Bob that they're traveling to a building where they do horrible experiments on animals, and that they're gonna try to save them. After awhile Jay and Silent Bob think this Brent guy is an idiot, so they decide to throw him out of the van while they were in motion. The girls secretly meet and decide, in the middle of the night, to have, instead of Brent, Jay and Silent Bob go in and get a monkey while they robbed a Diamond Museum. They planned on taking a different car and blowing up the van making Jay and Silent Bob think they were dead. The plan was to have the police after Jay and Silent Bob. Which worked. They were on the run for the police (thinking the police were chasing them because of a monkey) while the girls were rich in diamonds. Meanwhile, Justice is feeling bad and decides to meet up with Jay and Silent Bob in Hollywood. She secretly takes the diamonds, and the car and she leaves. The police and the Federal Wildlife Marshall end up finding Jay and Silent Bob in a small restaurant. Jay and Silent Bob end up tricking the Federal Wildlife Marshall and barely get away. Someone takes the monkey when Jay and Silent Bob were unaware, and on the back of the car where the monkey was taken, it said "Critters of Hollywood" So they were headed to Hollywood to stop the movie from getting made, and to get the monkey back. After they get there, they find the monkey, and end up in the "Bluntman and Chronic" dressing room. They knock out the actors and put the Bluntman and Chronic costumes on. The Federal Wildlife Marshall and Justice arrives and so do the 3 girls who are after the diamonds. The Federal Wildlife Marshall and the 3 girls end up in a shootout. Then after the 3 girls are knocked out by Justice, she offers to get the Federal Wildlife Marshall a job with the FBI by turning in the four of them. He agrees. Jay and Silent Bob agree to a movie check when they hear how much money they would be getting if they accepted it. And that's basically it. I loved this movie and would say it's a must see.
They also are in movies that lead up to Jay and Silent Bob, such as Clerks.
