Post by Punk17 on Aug 10, 2005 21:10:44 GMT -8
Me: Hello everyone, welcome to another night of fighting.
Nirvana: Tonights fight already took place two years ago.
Me: But we all feel there is to be needed a rematch.
Nirvana: And we are the ones to bring it to you.
Me: Freddy vs Jason.
Nirvana: Got your glasses?
Me: As with the other fight we'll have to wear glasses to see Freddy.
Nirvana: That is if you just want to see Jason fighting nothing but air.
Me: I know, I want to watch them fight.
Nirvana: Me too.
The audience starts screaming. Bells and lightning show up on a screen. Rock N Roll blares from the speaker system. Fireworks shoot into the air. Fog billows in. The light system begins to dim. It gets dark. The a red light shines. The Red Door opens up. And out comes Freddy Krueger. Everyone places their glasses on. The rustling of papers fill the air as the audience open their pamplets up.
Me: Freddy is our newest fighter.
Nirvana: I thought Jason was.
Me: No, Freddy joined about three minutes after Jason.
Nirvana: Oh
Me: Freddy weighs 189 lbs and is six feet tall.
Nirvana: He isn't a champion yet.
Me: Neither is Jason.
Nirvana: That could all change after this match though.
Freddy walks to his corner. The fire furnace begins to flicker. Then a steady blaze of fire bursts out. It quickly dies down thow.
Me: The fire furnace is a new thing to The Fighting Channel.
Nirvana: A nice addition.
Me: Just for our fans.
The fog gets denser. Hard Metal Rock blares over the speaker system. Fireworks dazzle the sky. Flamethrowers go off. Slowly the Yellow Door opens. More fog blows out. Then Jason Voorhees walks out. He doesn't raise his hands to the cheers. His hockey mask glitters off the lighting system. His machete swings from his hand.
Me: Jason weighs 199 lbs and is six foot eleven inches tall.
Nirvana: He was very anxious when Freddy said he wanted to fight for us.
Me: He was?
Nirvana: I think he was.
Jason walks forward. He raises his machete and threateningly walks over to Freddy.
Nirvana: The fight starts now.
Me: Yep
Jason walks forward. Freddy advances on him quickly. Suddenly he jabs Jason in his eyes. Jason begins to saw at Freddy's legs. Freddy is thrown back. The furnace begins. Freddy is caught on fire. Thrashing his arms and legs he begins to scream.
Jason walks forward. He jabs at Freddy's eyes. Misses twice, then getting the machete into Freddy's ribs. Freddy falls down. Jason then picks up his foot and slams it down on Freddy. Then off with the head. Freddy's head bounces off the walls. The severed head screams. Blood splaters the walls.
Freddy's head lands in front of Jason. Jason looks down. He cocks his foot and kicks Freddy's head into the sky where once again it begins bouncing off the walls. The head continues to scream.
Freddy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Freddy's head hits the furnace openning and bursts into flames. Soon the head is nothing but ashes and soot.
Me: There is our fight.
Nirvana: Can someone get the towel over here?
Me: Yes, get a towel please.
Undertaker runs out of the tower and gets a towel. He runs back as fast as he can. As soon as he returns a big wad of blood splatters onto the tower windows. I hurl my lunch. Nirvana hurls on my pants. Then we both faint.
Undertaker: Someone get the GaterAid and a few towels and some..................
Undertaker hurls. He gets woosy. Then he falls down on my lap. His face lands in Nirvana's puke. We all begin to twitch and pull our arms, legs and eyes. We begin to choke.
The ref walks forward. In his hand is a belt. The golden buckle glitters from the fire. For The Best Soccer Kick In Wrestling glitters and shines. Precious rubies, sapphires, diamonds and Emeralds surround the belt buckle. Jasons name shines on the sides. A small hatchet is painted on it.
The ref give the belt to Jason. Jason raises it up. The audience screams. Nirvana and I both wake up. Just then we all hear a sinister laugh. Looking to the left we see Penynwise. His eyes are black and yellow. Beside him is his nephen Joker. They both point and laugh.
Nirvana: Tonights fight already took place two years ago.
Me: But we all feel there is to be needed a rematch.
Nirvana: And we are the ones to bring it to you.
Me: Freddy vs Jason.
Nirvana: Got your glasses?
Me: As with the other fight we'll have to wear glasses to see Freddy.
Nirvana: That is if you just want to see Jason fighting nothing but air.
Me: I know, I want to watch them fight.
Nirvana: Me too.
The audience starts screaming. Bells and lightning show up on a screen. Rock N Roll blares from the speaker system. Fireworks shoot into the air. Fog billows in. The light system begins to dim. It gets dark. The a red light shines. The Red Door opens up. And out comes Freddy Krueger. Everyone places their glasses on. The rustling of papers fill the air as the audience open their pamplets up.
Me: Freddy is our newest fighter.
Nirvana: I thought Jason was.
Me: No, Freddy joined about three minutes after Jason.
Nirvana: Oh
Me: Freddy weighs 189 lbs and is six feet tall.
Nirvana: He isn't a champion yet.
Me: Neither is Jason.
Nirvana: That could all change after this match though.
Freddy walks to his corner. The fire furnace begins to flicker. Then a steady blaze of fire bursts out. It quickly dies down thow.
Me: The fire furnace is a new thing to The Fighting Channel.
Nirvana: A nice addition.
Me: Just for our fans.
The fog gets denser. Hard Metal Rock blares over the speaker system. Fireworks dazzle the sky. Flamethrowers go off. Slowly the Yellow Door opens. More fog blows out. Then Jason Voorhees walks out. He doesn't raise his hands to the cheers. His hockey mask glitters off the lighting system. His machete swings from his hand.
Me: Jason weighs 199 lbs and is six foot eleven inches tall.
Nirvana: He was very anxious when Freddy said he wanted to fight for us.
Me: He was?
Nirvana: I think he was.
Jason walks forward. He raises his machete and threateningly walks over to Freddy.
Nirvana: The fight starts now.
Me: Yep
Jason walks forward. Freddy advances on him quickly. Suddenly he jabs Jason in his eyes. Jason begins to saw at Freddy's legs. Freddy is thrown back. The furnace begins. Freddy is caught on fire. Thrashing his arms and legs he begins to scream.
Jason walks forward. He jabs at Freddy's eyes. Misses twice, then getting the machete into Freddy's ribs. Freddy falls down. Jason then picks up his foot and slams it down on Freddy. Then off with the head. Freddy's head bounces off the walls. The severed head screams. Blood splaters the walls.
Freddy's head lands in front of Jason. Jason looks down. He cocks his foot and kicks Freddy's head into the sky where once again it begins bouncing off the walls. The head continues to scream.
Freddy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Freddy's head hits the furnace openning and bursts into flames. Soon the head is nothing but ashes and soot.
Me: There is our fight.
Nirvana: Can someone get the towel over here?
Me: Yes, get a towel please.
Undertaker runs out of the tower and gets a towel. He runs back as fast as he can. As soon as he returns a big wad of blood splatters onto the tower windows. I hurl my lunch. Nirvana hurls on my pants. Then we both faint.
Undertaker: Someone get the GaterAid and a few towels and some..................
Undertaker hurls. He gets woosy. Then he falls down on my lap. His face lands in Nirvana's puke. We all begin to twitch and pull our arms, legs and eyes. We begin to choke.
The ref walks forward. In his hand is a belt. The golden buckle glitters from the fire. For The Best Soccer Kick In Wrestling glitters and shines. Precious rubies, sapphires, diamonds and Emeralds surround the belt buckle. Jasons name shines on the sides. A small hatchet is painted on it.
The ref give the belt to Jason. Jason raises it up. The audience screams. Nirvana and I both wake up. Just then we all hear a sinister laugh. Looking to the left we see Penynwise. His eyes are black and yellow. Beside him is his nephen Joker. They both point and laugh.
