Razors Edge Rematch
Aug 10, 2005 21:09:48 GMT -8
Post by Punk17 on Aug 10, 2005 21:09:48 GMT -8
Me: And we are back with another night of fighting.
Nirvana: Tonights fight is a rematch.
Me: A rematch against Pennywise and Freddy Krueger.
The audience screams. There is pounding on the doors. Papers fly to and fro. The screen shows alot of our fans jumping up and down. Many hold signs.
Nirvana: This rematch was called on by Freddy himself.
Me: He wasn't to hot the last fight.
Nirvana: He was new.
Me: Yeah,
The audience erupts into a chorus of screams. Fog billows in from the Red Doors. Fireworks blast into the sky. Rock N Roll music blares from the speaker system. The lights dim. The Red Doors opens. Freddy Krueger comes out. His razors are at the ready.
Me: Freddy weighs 189 lbs. He's six foot eleven inches tall.
Nirvana: he doesn't eat raw eggs does he?
Me: Nope,
Nirvana: Good, I don't feel like tossing up my lunch today.
Me: Don't remind me.
Freddy walks to his corner. mass awaits him. Freddy sits down. mass begins rubbing his shoulders. We can see him speaking.
Me: Freddy didn't have a towel boy last fight.
Nirvana: Neither did Pennywise.
Me: Oh huh
Metal music blares over the speaker system. The lights shut down. Fog blows in from the Yellow Doors. Flamethrowers go off. Fireworks blast off into the sky. Slowly the Yellow Doors open. Pennywise comes out. His eyes are yellow and black. His teeth are sharp. His face is frozen in a death like stare.
Me: Pennywise weighs 300 lbs and is seven feet tall.
Nirvana: He is the Second Best Wrestler In Wrestling.
Me: And his belt is a beauty.
Nirvana: He isn't wearing it today.
Me: I can see why.
Nirvana: So can I.
Pennywise walks over to his corner. His towel boy Michael Myers awaits him. Sitting down he directs his attention to Freddy. Michael starts rubbing his shoulders. pennywise starts talking. Michael talks back.
Me: His eyes look so beautiful.
Nirvana: I thought his eyes were blue?
Me: They are when he isn't like this.
Nirvana: Oh
Me: Lets take a look at our polls.
Nirvana: And the odds.
Polls
Freddy Krueger: 40%
Pennywise: 60%
Nirvana: Pennywise is the favorite.
Me: Yep,
Nirvana: Lets take a look at our odds.
Odds
Pennywise won the last match
Freddy is new at this
Pennywise is experienced
Freddy has the advantage
Pennywise hurt his ankle again
Me: Pennywise got into another fight with Joker.
Nirvana: Joker is Pennywise's nephew.
Me: I see him in the bleachers.
The audience screams. Joker waves. Pennywise and we wave back.
Audience: Pennywise, Pennywise, Pennywise.
Joker: You can do it.
Me: The ref is to be coming out.
Nirvana: Where is he?
Me: There he is.
The ref walks out. He is wearing protective padding over his legs, arms and stomach. The whistle is hanging from his lips.
Nirvana: He can't move in that stuff.
Me: Protection is protection.
Nirvana: Uh huh
ref: The fight starts as soon as I stop talking. And that is NOW.
Pennywise walks forward. Freddy advances slowly. They start circling each other. Then Freddy smacks Pennywise squarely. Pennywise is knocked off his feet. Freddy jumps on him and begins shredding him. Pennywise pushes Freddy off him. He then takes a huge chunk out of Freddy's arm.
Freddy gets up. His razors are raised. They dig into Pennywise's flesh. Pennywise screams in rage. He picks up Freddy and raises him high. Freddy punches Pennywise. Pennywise drops Freddy and runs. Freddy jumps on his back. He digs his razors into Pennywise's back.
Pennywise turns and flattens himself on the ground. Freddy disappears. He reappears and slashes Pennywise's nose. Pennywise flashes his teeth and spits out a big wad of blood. It lands on Freddy's face.
Freddy wipes the slop from his face and thrusting his razors, makes them go into Pennywise's region. Pennywise doubles over. His screams of agony and rage fill the ring. Freddy slices Pennywise's red hair. Now he is left with a Mohawk.
Pennywise gets up. He falshes his middle finger. Freddy smiles and raising his razor, cuts off the finger. Pennywise falls. His bleeding body can't take anymore. He begins crying. The ref blows the whistle. Pennywise has had enough.
Me: Poor Pennywise.
Nirvana: You'll be there to comfort him right?
Me: Of course.
Nirvana: We'll see you next time.
Me: Bye bye.
Nirvana: Tonights fight is a rematch.
Me: A rematch against Pennywise and Freddy Krueger.
The audience screams. There is pounding on the doors. Papers fly to and fro. The screen shows alot of our fans jumping up and down. Many hold signs.
Nirvana: This rematch was called on by Freddy himself.
Me: He wasn't to hot the last fight.
Nirvana: He was new.
Me: Yeah,
The audience erupts into a chorus of screams. Fog billows in from the Red Doors. Fireworks blast into the sky. Rock N Roll music blares from the speaker system. The lights dim. The Red Doors opens. Freddy Krueger comes out. His razors are at the ready.
Me: Freddy weighs 189 lbs. He's six foot eleven inches tall.
Nirvana: he doesn't eat raw eggs does he?
Me: Nope,
Nirvana: Good, I don't feel like tossing up my lunch today.
Me: Don't remind me.
Freddy walks to his corner. mass awaits him. Freddy sits down. mass begins rubbing his shoulders. We can see him speaking.
Me: Freddy didn't have a towel boy last fight.
Nirvana: Neither did Pennywise.
Me: Oh huh
Metal music blares over the speaker system. The lights shut down. Fog blows in from the Yellow Doors. Flamethrowers go off. Fireworks blast off into the sky. Slowly the Yellow Doors open. Pennywise comes out. His eyes are yellow and black. His teeth are sharp. His face is frozen in a death like stare.
Me: Pennywise weighs 300 lbs and is seven feet tall.
Nirvana: He is the Second Best Wrestler In Wrestling.
Me: And his belt is a beauty.
Nirvana: He isn't wearing it today.
Me: I can see why.
Nirvana: So can I.
Pennywise walks over to his corner. His towel boy Michael Myers awaits him. Sitting down he directs his attention to Freddy. Michael starts rubbing his shoulders. pennywise starts talking. Michael talks back.
Me: His eyes look so beautiful.
Nirvana: I thought his eyes were blue?
Me: They are when he isn't like this.
Nirvana: Oh
Me: Lets take a look at our polls.
Nirvana: And the odds.
Polls
Freddy Krueger: 40%
Pennywise: 60%
Nirvana: Pennywise is the favorite.
Me: Yep,
Nirvana: Lets take a look at our odds.
Odds
Pennywise won the last match
Freddy is new at this
Pennywise is experienced
Freddy has the advantage
Pennywise hurt his ankle again
Me: Pennywise got into another fight with Joker.
Nirvana: Joker is Pennywise's nephew.
Me: I see him in the bleachers.
The audience screams. Joker waves. Pennywise and we wave back.
Audience: Pennywise, Pennywise, Pennywise.
Joker: You can do it.
Me: The ref is to be coming out.
Nirvana: Where is he?
Me: There he is.
The ref walks out. He is wearing protective padding over his legs, arms and stomach. The whistle is hanging from his lips.
Nirvana: He can't move in that stuff.
Me: Protection is protection.
Nirvana: Uh huh
ref: The fight starts as soon as I stop talking. And that is NOW.
Pennywise walks forward. Freddy advances slowly. They start circling each other. Then Freddy smacks Pennywise squarely. Pennywise is knocked off his feet. Freddy jumps on him and begins shredding him. Pennywise pushes Freddy off him. He then takes a huge chunk out of Freddy's arm.
Freddy gets up. His razors are raised. They dig into Pennywise's flesh. Pennywise screams in rage. He picks up Freddy and raises him high. Freddy punches Pennywise. Pennywise drops Freddy and runs. Freddy jumps on his back. He digs his razors into Pennywise's back.
Pennywise turns and flattens himself on the ground. Freddy disappears. He reappears and slashes Pennywise's nose. Pennywise flashes his teeth and spits out a big wad of blood. It lands on Freddy's face.
Freddy wipes the slop from his face and thrusting his razors, makes them go into Pennywise's region. Pennywise doubles over. His screams of agony and rage fill the ring. Freddy slices Pennywise's red hair. Now he is left with a Mohawk.
Pennywise gets up. He falshes his middle finger. Freddy smiles and raising his razor, cuts off the finger. Pennywise falls. His bleeding body can't take anymore. He begins crying. The ref blows the whistle. Pennywise has had enough.
Me: Poor Pennywise.
Nirvana: You'll be there to comfort him right?
Me: Of course.
Nirvana: We'll see you next time.
Me: Bye bye.
