Battles Of Rumbles
Aug 10, 2005 21:05:38 GMT -8
Post by Punk17 on Aug 10, 2005 21:05:38 GMT -8
Me: And we are back with a fantastic season of fights.
Nirvana: Undertaker told me to tell you that he was glad that you gave him the tower position for the rest of the season.
Me:Where is he anyways?
Nirvana: He's sick.
Me: Flu season is going around.
Nirvana: Tell me about it.
Me: Tonights fight is between BeetleJuice and Joker.
Nirvana: Fancy that.
Me: Lets check our polls
Polls
BeetleJuice: 40%
Joker: 60%
Nirvana: A one man slide.
Me: Just wait until they are out in the ring.
Nirvana: I can't wait.
The audience starts screaming. Fog billows in. Scary classical music plays over the speaker systems. It gets louder and louder. Then fireworks shoot off into the sky. They blast off and the words The Joker show up. Slowly the Green Doors open. A shadow walks out. Flamethrowers go off. Then Joker walks out. His belt shining and his smile wider than ever.
Me: Joker is the Under Weighted Champion Of Boxing.
Nirvana: He weighs 150 lbs and is six feet tall.
Me: Joker was hospitalized after his fight with Big Red a few days ago.
Nirvana: He wasn't hurt badly. Just a finger and a toe was broken.
Me: And his nose.
Nirvana: Right, his nose was also broken.
Me: Is that Pennywise in the bleachers?
Nirvana shades his eyes. He squints then his eyes shoot wide open.
Nirvana: It is.
Me: A little family out there.
Nirvana: I thought Pennywise hated Joker.
Me: Don't ask me.
A laugh is heard. Smoke billows in from the cracks of the Yellow Door. Creepy music starts playing. Slowly the Yellow Door opens. More laughing is heard. Then BeetleJuice walks out. His belt glitters off the light system.
Me: BeetleJuice is the UnDoubty Champion Of Boxing.
Nirvana: He weighs 180 lbs and is a short five foot eight inches tall.
Me: He lost his first match. But he won't let that against him.
Nirvana: He's a heavy fighter.
Me: A very heavy fighter that won't let things get to him.
Nirvana:Laughs Like Pennywise and Big Red does?
Me: Don't make fun of our fighters.
The ref walks out. Behind him is Undertaker and mass.
Me: mass is Joker's towel boy.
Nirvana: Undertaker is BeetleJuice's towel boy.
Me: Pennywise just won't let Joker go.
Nirvana: Why do you say that?
Pennywise: Sock it to em Joker. You can do it.
Nirvana: Oh,
ref: Come to the middle of the arena please.
Joker walks forward. BeetleJuice magics himself over.
ref: You know the rules, I'm to repeat a few of them. Watch your low, kidney and brain punches. There isn't to be any magic used in this fight. Looks at Joker Joker, did you leave your buzzer in the locker room?
Joker: Yes, yes I did.
ref: Shake hands.
Joker shakes BeetleJuices hand. BeetleJuice snears at Joker.
ref: Go to your corner and when the bell rings come out fighting.
Me: Lets take a look at the odds.
Odds
Joker has more fights than BeetleJuice
BeetleJuice is shorter than Joker
Pennywise is in the bleachers
BeetleJuice hasn't won a fight yet,
Me: The odds say Joker is to win.
Nirvana: I have a good feeling here.
The Bell Rings
Joker walks forward. He reaches in his pocket and takes out a few cards. He throws then and almost every single one misses it's target. One though hits BeetleJuice squarely in the eye. BeetleJuice screams. His eye starts oozing blood. Joker jumps up and kick tosses him into the air.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round One
ref: Violation, card in eye, Joker.
Booing
Me: Pennywise must be histerical.
Nirvana: I think he is.
Pennywise: Come on ref. That was no violation.
Me: Actually it was.
Nirvana: Uh huh.
Ref walks forward. Joker is sitting down. His mouth is still in that gruesome smile. BeetleJuice holds a piece of guaze up to his eyeball. It continues to ooze out blood. Finally he thrusts down the tissue and screams with rage.
Me: Round two, war.
Nirvana: Truth or dare?
The Bell Rings
BeetleJuice runs forward. He tackles Joker and they both fall in a tangle of arms and legs. BeetleJuice starts punching Joker. Joker puts his hands up. BeetleJuice bites down on his arm. Joker screams.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round Two
Me: Vioaltion, violation.
Nirvana: Agreed there.
ref: Violation, Sever biting, BeetleJuice
Me: Yikes, Pennywise is taking that harsh.
Nirvana: I'd say.
Pennywise: Damn you ref, that violation wasn't called for. Joker did nothing wrong. Joker, Joker, Joker. Go nephew.
Me: He's actually cheering Joker on.
Nirvana: Scary.
The Bell Rings
Joker and BeetleJuice both run forward. They collide and fall into a tangle of legs and arms. Joker punches BeetleJuice. BeetleJuice punches back. Suddenly BeetleJuice is lifted up and thrown into the sky.
Pennywise runs forwards and starts beeting BeetleJuice to a pulp. BeetleJuice's screams ring from the arena like christmas bells. The ref starts blowing his whistle. Pennywise runs forward and conks him a good blow on the shin. The ref falls down dazed.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round Three
Me: Since the ref is down I'll annouce violations and the winner.
Nirvana: I can just guess.
me: Outside help, violation, Pennywise......Joker. Winner is The Joker.
Nirvana: Nice. BeetleJuice is now to be in an ambulance to the hospital.
Me: Bye now.
Nirvana: Undertaker told me to tell you that he was glad that you gave him the tower position for the rest of the season.
Me:Where is he anyways?
Nirvana: He's sick.
Me: Flu season is going around.
Nirvana: Tell me about it.
Me: Tonights fight is between BeetleJuice and Joker.
Nirvana: Fancy that.
Me: Lets check our polls
Polls
BeetleJuice: 40%
Joker: 60%
Nirvana: A one man slide.
Me: Just wait until they are out in the ring.
Nirvana: I can't wait.
The audience starts screaming. Fog billows in. Scary classical music plays over the speaker systems. It gets louder and louder. Then fireworks shoot off into the sky. They blast off and the words The Joker show up. Slowly the Green Doors open. A shadow walks out. Flamethrowers go off. Then Joker walks out. His belt shining and his smile wider than ever.
Me: Joker is the Under Weighted Champion Of Boxing.
Nirvana: He weighs 150 lbs and is six feet tall.
Me: Joker was hospitalized after his fight with Big Red a few days ago.
Nirvana: He wasn't hurt badly. Just a finger and a toe was broken.
Me: And his nose.
Nirvana: Right, his nose was also broken.
Me: Is that Pennywise in the bleachers?
Nirvana shades his eyes. He squints then his eyes shoot wide open.
Nirvana: It is.
Me: A little family out there.
Nirvana: I thought Pennywise hated Joker.
Me: Don't ask me.
A laugh is heard. Smoke billows in from the cracks of the Yellow Door. Creepy music starts playing. Slowly the Yellow Door opens. More laughing is heard. Then BeetleJuice walks out. His belt glitters off the light system.
Me: BeetleJuice is the UnDoubty Champion Of Boxing.
Nirvana: He weighs 180 lbs and is a short five foot eight inches tall.
Me: He lost his first match. But he won't let that against him.
Nirvana: He's a heavy fighter.
Me: A very heavy fighter that won't let things get to him.
Nirvana:Laughs Like Pennywise and Big Red does?
Me: Don't make fun of our fighters.
The ref walks out. Behind him is Undertaker and mass.
Me: mass is Joker's towel boy.
Nirvana: Undertaker is BeetleJuice's towel boy.
Me: Pennywise just won't let Joker go.
Nirvana: Why do you say that?
Pennywise: Sock it to em Joker. You can do it.
Nirvana: Oh,
ref: Come to the middle of the arena please.
Joker walks forward. BeetleJuice magics himself over.
ref: You know the rules, I'm to repeat a few of them. Watch your low, kidney and brain punches. There isn't to be any magic used in this fight. Looks at Joker Joker, did you leave your buzzer in the locker room?
Joker: Yes, yes I did.
ref: Shake hands.
Joker shakes BeetleJuices hand. BeetleJuice snears at Joker.
ref: Go to your corner and when the bell rings come out fighting.
Me: Lets take a look at the odds.
Odds
Joker has more fights than BeetleJuice
BeetleJuice is shorter than Joker
Pennywise is in the bleachers
BeetleJuice hasn't won a fight yet,
Me: The odds say Joker is to win.
Nirvana: I have a good feeling here.
The Bell Rings
Joker walks forward. He reaches in his pocket and takes out a few cards. He throws then and almost every single one misses it's target. One though hits BeetleJuice squarely in the eye. BeetleJuice screams. His eye starts oozing blood. Joker jumps up and kick tosses him into the air.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round One
ref: Violation, card in eye, Joker.
Booing
Me: Pennywise must be histerical.
Nirvana: I think he is.
Pennywise: Come on ref. That was no violation.
Me: Actually it was.
Nirvana: Uh huh.
Ref walks forward. Joker is sitting down. His mouth is still in that gruesome smile. BeetleJuice holds a piece of guaze up to his eyeball. It continues to ooze out blood. Finally he thrusts down the tissue and screams with rage.
Me: Round two, war.
Nirvana: Truth or dare?
The Bell Rings
BeetleJuice runs forward. He tackles Joker and they both fall in a tangle of arms and legs. BeetleJuice starts punching Joker. Joker puts his hands up. BeetleJuice bites down on his arm. Joker screams.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round Two
Me: Vioaltion, violation.
Nirvana: Agreed there.
ref: Violation, Sever biting, BeetleJuice
Me: Yikes, Pennywise is taking that harsh.
Nirvana: I'd say.
Pennywise: Damn you ref, that violation wasn't called for. Joker did nothing wrong. Joker, Joker, Joker. Go nephew.
Me: He's actually cheering Joker on.
Nirvana: Scary.
The Bell Rings
Joker and BeetleJuice both run forward. They collide and fall into a tangle of legs and arms. Joker punches BeetleJuice. BeetleJuice punches back. Suddenly BeetleJuice is lifted up and thrown into the sky.
Pennywise runs forwards and starts beeting BeetleJuice to a pulp. BeetleJuice's screams ring from the arena like christmas bells. The ref starts blowing his whistle. Pennywise runs forward and conks him a good blow on the shin. The ref falls down dazed.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round Three
Me: Since the ref is down I'll annouce violations and the winner.
Nirvana: I can just guess.
me: Outside help, violation, Pennywise......Joker. Winner is The Joker.
Nirvana: Nice. BeetleJuice is now to be in an ambulance to the hospital.
Me: Bye now.
