Razors Edge
Aug 10, 2005 21:09:12 GMT -8
Post by Punk17 on Aug 10, 2005 21:09:12 GMT -8
Me: Hello everyone.
Nirvana: We have a special treat for you all.
Me: Our newest fighter Freddy Krueger is to fight.....
Nirvana:Screams Pennywise
The audience screams out. The arena sounds like it is a volcano. The walls in the tower start moving. The fans out side are pounding on the door.
Me: Freddy vs Pennywise has been everyone's main fight for years.
Nirvana: And we are the ones to bring them their wishes.
Me: Freddy is our first Non Champion Killer.
Nirvana: He weighs 180 lbs and is almost seven feet tall.
Me: He won't let his size hold him back though.
Nirvana: Got your glasses?
Me: Yes, yes I do.
Nirvana: We'll have to wear glasses to see Freddy.
Me: Or if you just want to see Pennywise fight just plain air.........
Bells and lightning show up on a screen. Rock N Roll blares from the speaker system. Fireworks shoot into the air. Fog billows in. The light system begins to dim. It gets dark. The a red light shines. The Red Door opens up. And out comes Freddy Krueger. Everyone places their glasses on. The rustling of papers fill the air as the audience open their pamplets up.
Me: There is tonights biggest upset.
Nirvana: Freddy Krueger
Me: Do you have to yell?
Nirvana: Sorry
Me: I have headphones on. So do you. You don't have to yell.
Nirvana: Understood
The fog gets denser. Hard Metal Rock blares over the speaker system. Fireworks dazzle the sky. Flamethrowers go off. Slowly the Yellow Door opens. More fog blows out. Then Pennywise walks out. His face is in a stern frown. He doesn't raise his hands to the cheers. His eyes are yellow and black.
Me: This is the first time I've seen Pennywise with his eyes their regular color.
Nirvana: Looks evil.
Me: Pennywise weighs 300 lbs and is seven feet tall. He is our Second Best Champion Of Wrestling.
Nirvana: He has been very anxious for this fight.
Me: Been ever since Freddy joined us.
Nirvana: He is to use all his skills during this fight.
Me: So is Freddy.
The ref walks out. He has protective padding over his eyes, legs, arms and face. He walks over to Freddy slowly. Freddy slowly backs away. Pennywise bolts over. His eyes glazing.
Me: Pennywise is mad.
Nirvana: Needs to be in a fight like this,
Me: True
Nirvana: I heard Pennywise m*sterb*ted before this fight.
Me: Watch your mouth.
Nirvana: Hostile, all three of you.
The ref slowly circles Freddy. Freddy starts fuming. He swipes at the ref many times. The ref ducks everytime. I then give the signal. The ref moves away to a safe box.
Nirvana: Why did you change refs?
Me: He's a parent.
Nirvana: Oh yeah.
Me: Freddy's worst fear.
Nirvana: You have to remember, fire is also his worst fear.
Me: Sticks tongue out.
ref:Speaks into microphone There aren't any rules in this fight. Just fight until one is no more. The fight starts now.
Pennywise walks forward. Freddy readies his razors. He starts swiping Pennywise. Pennywise ducks and runs behind Freddy. Freddy turns around. There, standing behind him is a parent(aka Pennywise in disguise). He backs away. Startled. The parent runs forward. Transforming back into Pennywise, he jumps unto Freddy's shoulders and digs his teeth into Freddy's shoulders. Freddy screams, throwing Pennywise off him he starts shredding him into pieces. Pennywise then poofs away.
Freddy turns in many circles until the audience goes ooooo. Looking up he sees a spider(aka Pennywise). The spider grabs him and lifts him up. Openning it's mouth, the spider spits out a steady stream of fire. It hits Freddy in the face. Freddy falls to the ground where Pennywise(himself again) pins him down. One, Two, Three. The fights over.
Me: Well there you have it.
Nirvana: Pennywise won.
Me: But he won't the next time.
Nirvana: Another feeling?
Me: Goodnight all.
Nirvana: We have a special treat for you all.
Me: Our newest fighter Freddy Krueger is to fight.....
Nirvana:Screams Pennywise
The audience screams out. The arena sounds like it is a volcano. The walls in the tower start moving. The fans out side are pounding on the door.
Me: Freddy vs Pennywise has been everyone's main fight for years.
Nirvana: And we are the ones to bring them their wishes.
Me: Freddy is our first Non Champion Killer.
Nirvana: He weighs 180 lbs and is almost seven feet tall.
Me: He won't let his size hold him back though.
Nirvana: Got your glasses?
Me: Yes, yes I do.
Nirvana: We'll have to wear glasses to see Freddy.
Me: Or if you just want to see Pennywise fight just plain air.........
Bells and lightning show up on a screen. Rock N Roll blares from the speaker system. Fireworks shoot into the air. Fog billows in. The light system begins to dim. It gets dark. The a red light shines. The Red Door opens up. And out comes Freddy Krueger. Everyone places their glasses on. The rustling of papers fill the air as the audience open their pamplets up.
Me: There is tonights biggest upset.
Nirvana: Freddy Krueger
Me: Do you have to yell?
Nirvana: Sorry
Me: I have headphones on. So do you. You don't have to yell.
Nirvana: Understood
The fog gets denser. Hard Metal Rock blares over the speaker system. Fireworks dazzle the sky. Flamethrowers go off. Slowly the Yellow Door opens. More fog blows out. Then Pennywise walks out. His face is in a stern frown. He doesn't raise his hands to the cheers. His eyes are yellow and black.
Me: This is the first time I've seen Pennywise with his eyes their regular color.
Nirvana: Looks evil.
Me: Pennywise weighs 300 lbs and is seven feet tall. He is our Second Best Champion Of Wrestling.
Nirvana: He has been very anxious for this fight.
Me: Been ever since Freddy joined us.
Nirvana: He is to use all his skills during this fight.
Me: So is Freddy.
The ref walks out. He has protective padding over his eyes, legs, arms and face. He walks over to Freddy slowly. Freddy slowly backs away. Pennywise bolts over. His eyes glazing.
Me: Pennywise is mad.
Nirvana: Needs to be in a fight like this,
Me: True
Nirvana: I heard Pennywise m*sterb*ted before this fight.
Me: Watch your mouth.
Nirvana: Hostile, all three of you.
The ref slowly circles Freddy. Freddy starts fuming. He swipes at the ref many times. The ref ducks everytime. I then give the signal. The ref moves away to a safe box.
Nirvana: Why did you change refs?
Me: He's a parent.
Nirvana: Oh yeah.
Me: Freddy's worst fear.
Nirvana: You have to remember, fire is also his worst fear.
Me: Sticks tongue out.
ref:Speaks into microphone There aren't any rules in this fight. Just fight until one is no more. The fight starts now.
Pennywise walks forward. Freddy readies his razors. He starts swiping Pennywise. Pennywise ducks and runs behind Freddy. Freddy turns around. There, standing behind him is a parent(aka Pennywise in disguise). He backs away. Startled. The parent runs forward. Transforming back into Pennywise, he jumps unto Freddy's shoulders and digs his teeth into Freddy's shoulders. Freddy screams, throwing Pennywise off him he starts shredding him into pieces. Pennywise then poofs away.
Freddy turns in many circles until the audience goes ooooo. Looking up he sees a spider(aka Pennywise). The spider grabs him and lifts him up. Openning it's mouth, the spider spits out a steady stream of fire. It hits Freddy in the face. Freddy falls to the ground where Pennywise(himself again) pins him down. One, Two, Three. The fights over.
Me: Well there you have it.
Nirvana: Pennywise won.
Me: But he won't the next time.
Nirvana: Another feeling?
Me: Goodnight all.
