Punch N Run
Aug 10, 2005 21:04:54 GMT -8
Post by Punk17 on Aug 10, 2005 21:04:54 GMT -8
Me: And we are back with a fantastic night of fighting.
Nirvana: How's your back?
Me: It's fine, just fine. Clinches teeth
Nirvana: Our fight for tonight is a featured rematch.
Me: A rematch that was requested by one of our fighters.
The audience erupts in a chorus of screams. The door of the tower is pounded on. The ceiling jumps. The lights flicker on and off. Rock N Roll blares from the speakers. Fireworks dazzle the sky. The Red Doors open. Steam, fog and smoke flow out from it. Pennywise walks out. His belt, and his smile dazzle the audience into cheers.
Me: Pennywise is our reigning second placed champion.
Nirvana: He weighs 300 lbs and is six feet tall.
Me: He runs twenty miles a day........
Nirvana: And he eats twenty raw eggs every morning.
Me: He bench presses 200 lbs every afternoon.
Pennywise walks over to his corner. Lindsey Lohan takes his belt off. The rubies, diamonds, and emeralds sparkle and shine from around the belt buckle. Second Best Wrestling Champion glitters in gold on the buckle. Lindsey Lohan hands the belt to Pennywise, he lifts it up. The audience erupts in screams.
Me: I can't bare to not say it, so I better say it. That is the most beautiful belt I've ever seen.
Nirvana: Gorgeous.
Me: Pennywise has had that belt for nine years now.
Nirvana: A very long time for a champion.
Booing is heard from the crowds. The lights darken. Fog billows in from the Green Doors. A scream comes from the speakers. Gospel music blares forth from the speaker system. The Green Doors open. Joker walks out. He wears his belt proudly. But a frown shows upon his youthful face.
Me: Joker weighs 180 lbs and is six feet tall.
Nirvana: He bench presses 100 lbs every day.
Me: He runs ten miles every afternoon.
Nirvana: But he doesn't eat twenty raw egss.
Me: Nope, no raw eggs for Jokey.
Joker walks over to his corner. Tommy Jarvis takes his belt off. He hands it over to Joker. Joker raises it to the crowds. The audience continues to boo. Emeralds, diamonds and rubies shine around the belt buckle. Light Weight Boxing Champion glitters in gold from the buckle.
Me: Joker is Pennywise's nephew.
Nirvana: And Pennywise is Joker's uncle.
Me: Don't you think that everyone knows that?
Nirvana: Um no
Me: Smack Nirvana on his head
ref: Come to the middle of the ring.
Pennywise is escorted to the middle of the ring. Joker walks over unescorted. Tommy waits for him in the corner.
ref: You know the rules, I'm to repeat a few of them. Watch your low, kidney, and brain punches. When the bell rings you go to the corner nearest you. There isn't to be any groin biting. Looks at Pennywise. Go to your corner and when the bell rings come out fighting.
Pennywise: Your dead meat.
Joker: I beat you last time Uncle.
Pennywise: I'm gonna rip your brains out and eat them.
Joker: I'm going to tear your lungs out.
Pennywise hits Joker. Joker goes to his corner. Pennywise walks to his with a devilish grin on his face. Joker turns about. He rubs his hands in gratitude.
The Bell Rings
Pennywise runs out. Joker ducks and grabs a chair. Pennywise runs into the chair. He falls down stunned. Joker grabs a table. He sets it up. He picks Pennywise up and set him on the table. Joker then climbs the rungs on the ring ropes. He takes a mighty jump and lands on Pennywise's raised feet.
Joker lands on the floor. Pennywise gets up off the table. He picks up Joker and places him on the table. He then climbs the rungs of the ring ropes and jumps. He lands squarely on Joker's stomach. Joker and him fall to the ground.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round One
Me: Whoa, what a round.
Nirvana: Joker was wiped out.
Me: He sure was.
Nirvana: I hope he has enough for the next round.
Me: So do I.
The Bell Rings
Pennywise runs from his corner. Joker raises a steal rod. He wacks Pennywise in the head with it. Pennywise falls flat unto the floor of the ring. Joker breathes and slips under the rungs of the ropes. He grabs a table and a chair. He sets the table up under the rungs.
Pennywise gets up and.......WHAM, punches Joker squarely on the jaw. He picks him up and sets him up on the table. Then he climbs the ropes. He gets ready to jump when........Tommy Jarvis runs to his fighters assistance. He knocks Pennywise from the rungs. Pennywise lands with his legs outwards.
Joker wakes up and runs forward. He grabs Penynwise and set him on the table again. He climbs the rungs and jumps. He lands on Pennywise's stomach. He then grabs a chair and smack Pennywise in the head. A huge cut is now visible on Pennywise's forehead.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round Tw
Me: Joker sure did surprise Penynwise for this round.
Nirvana: I didn't expect that much excitement.
Me: Neither did I.
Nirvana: I'm glad we have over a thousand tables and chairs.
Me: So do I.
The Bell Rings
Joker runs over to Pennywise. Pennywise raises a chair. Joker is wacked on the head harshly. Pennywise grabs Joker and tosses him into the rope rungs. Joker, landing on the rungs, spits out a wad of blood. He gets up and turns around.
Pennywise raises another chair. He is about to clobber Joker when Tommy Jarvis grabs another chair and hits him in the head and groin area. Pennywise grabs himself and falls down.
Joker jumps onto Pennywise and the ref starts counting. Pennywise raises his leg. He kicks Joker off him. Joker lands on his back. Pennywise grabs his leg and twists it. Joker screams. Pennywise then sits on Joker. The ref counts.
One, Two, Three
The Bell Rings, End Of Round Three
Me: Pennywise won.
Nirvana: Joker made a match that looked frutile into an excitable fight.
Me: Pennywise needs to be escorted to the horpital wing.
Nirvana: I'll be willing to escort him.
Me: I'll escort Joker. Looks like he is having trouble.
Nirvana: We'll see you again next fight.
Nirvana: How's your back?
Me: It's fine, just fine. Clinches teeth
Nirvana: Our fight for tonight is a featured rematch.
Me: A rematch that was requested by one of our fighters.
The audience erupts in a chorus of screams. The door of the tower is pounded on. The ceiling jumps. The lights flicker on and off. Rock N Roll blares from the speakers. Fireworks dazzle the sky. The Red Doors open. Steam, fog and smoke flow out from it. Pennywise walks out. His belt, and his smile dazzle the audience into cheers.
Me: Pennywise is our reigning second placed champion.
Nirvana: He weighs 300 lbs and is six feet tall.
Me: He runs twenty miles a day........
Nirvana: And he eats twenty raw eggs every morning.
Me: He bench presses 200 lbs every afternoon.
Pennywise walks over to his corner. Lindsey Lohan takes his belt off. The rubies, diamonds, and emeralds sparkle and shine from around the belt buckle. Second Best Wrestling Champion glitters in gold on the buckle. Lindsey Lohan hands the belt to Pennywise, he lifts it up. The audience erupts in screams.
Me: I can't bare to not say it, so I better say it. That is the most beautiful belt I've ever seen.
Nirvana: Gorgeous.
Me: Pennywise has had that belt for nine years now.
Nirvana: A very long time for a champion.
Booing is heard from the crowds. The lights darken. Fog billows in from the Green Doors. A scream comes from the speakers. Gospel music blares forth from the speaker system. The Green Doors open. Joker walks out. He wears his belt proudly. But a frown shows upon his youthful face.
Me: Joker weighs 180 lbs and is six feet tall.
Nirvana: He bench presses 100 lbs every day.
Me: He runs ten miles every afternoon.
Nirvana: But he doesn't eat twenty raw egss.
Me: Nope, no raw eggs for Jokey.
Joker walks over to his corner. Tommy Jarvis takes his belt off. He hands it over to Joker. Joker raises it to the crowds. The audience continues to boo. Emeralds, diamonds and rubies shine around the belt buckle. Light Weight Boxing Champion glitters in gold from the buckle.
Me: Joker is Pennywise's nephew.
Nirvana: And Pennywise is Joker's uncle.
Me: Don't you think that everyone knows that?
Nirvana: Um no
Me: Smack Nirvana on his head
ref: Come to the middle of the ring.
Pennywise is escorted to the middle of the ring. Joker walks over unescorted. Tommy waits for him in the corner.
ref: You know the rules, I'm to repeat a few of them. Watch your low, kidney, and brain punches. When the bell rings you go to the corner nearest you. There isn't to be any groin biting. Looks at Pennywise. Go to your corner and when the bell rings come out fighting.
Pennywise: Your dead meat.
Joker: I beat you last time Uncle.
Pennywise: I'm gonna rip your brains out and eat them.
Joker: I'm going to tear your lungs out.
Pennywise hits Joker. Joker goes to his corner. Pennywise walks to his with a devilish grin on his face. Joker turns about. He rubs his hands in gratitude.
The Bell Rings
Pennywise runs out. Joker ducks and grabs a chair. Pennywise runs into the chair. He falls down stunned. Joker grabs a table. He sets it up. He picks Pennywise up and set him on the table. Joker then climbs the rungs on the ring ropes. He takes a mighty jump and lands on Pennywise's raised feet.
Joker lands on the floor. Pennywise gets up off the table. He picks up Joker and places him on the table. He then climbs the rungs of the ring ropes and jumps. He lands squarely on Joker's stomach. Joker and him fall to the ground.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round One
Me: Whoa, what a round.
Nirvana: Joker was wiped out.
Me: He sure was.
Nirvana: I hope he has enough for the next round.
Me: So do I.
The Bell Rings
Pennywise runs from his corner. Joker raises a steal rod. He wacks Pennywise in the head with it. Pennywise falls flat unto the floor of the ring. Joker breathes and slips under the rungs of the ropes. He grabs a table and a chair. He sets the table up under the rungs.
Pennywise gets up and.......WHAM, punches Joker squarely on the jaw. He picks him up and sets him up on the table. Then he climbs the ropes. He gets ready to jump when........Tommy Jarvis runs to his fighters assistance. He knocks Pennywise from the rungs. Pennywise lands with his legs outwards.
Joker wakes up and runs forward. He grabs Penynwise and set him on the table again. He climbs the rungs and jumps. He lands on Pennywise's stomach. He then grabs a chair and smack Pennywise in the head. A huge cut is now visible on Pennywise's forehead.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round Tw
Me: Joker sure did surprise Penynwise for this round.
Nirvana: I didn't expect that much excitement.
Me: Neither did I.
Nirvana: I'm glad we have over a thousand tables and chairs.
Me: So do I.
The Bell Rings
Joker runs over to Pennywise. Pennywise raises a chair. Joker is wacked on the head harshly. Pennywise grabs Joker and tosses him into the rope rungs. Joker, landing on the rungs, spits out a wad of blood. He gets up and turns around.
Pennywise raises another chair. He is about to clobber Joker when Tommy Jarvis grabs another chair and hits him in the head and groin area. Pennywise grabs himself and falls down.
Joker jumps onto Pennywise and the ref starts counting. Pennywise raises his leg. He kicks Joker off him. Joker lands on his back. Pennywise grabs his leg and twists it. Joker screams. Pennywise then sits on Joker. The ref counts.
One, Two, Three
The Bell Rings, End Of Round Three
Me: Pennywise won.
Nirvana: Joker made a match that looked frutile into an excitable fight.
Me: Pennywise needs to be escorted to the horpital wing.
Nirvana: I'll be willing to escort him.
Me: I'll escort Joker. Looks like he is having trouble.
Nirvana: We'll see you again next fight.
