Chips a Flyin
Aug 10, 2005 21:06:42 GMT -8
Post by Punk17 on Aug 10, 2005 21:06:42 GMT -8
Me: Hello and welcome to another night of fighting.
Nirvana: Our fight for today is in the saw mill.
Me: As you can see, there are saws of every size, shape and sharpness out there.
Nirvana: There's also some hoops, a few ball bats. And a few coils of ropes.
Me: The devices of all fighters made of wood.
Nirvana: The chips will fly tonight.
The audience begins to jump up and down. Pages flip back and forth from their pamplets. They begin to scream. Slowly the Red Doors open. Fog billows in. Razor blades roar on. The flamethrowers shoot off. Slowly Slappy walks out. His short spindle limbs carry his body carefully.
Me: Slappy is our boxing Champion Of The World. He weighs 20 lbs and is two feet tall.
Nirvana: He loves nothing more than mischeif itself.
Me: A nice guy once you get to know him.
Nirvana: A very nice guy.
Slappy walks over to his corner. Lindsey Lohan strips him of his belt. Light Weight Boxing Champion glitters from it. Diamonds and rubies shine off the lighting system.
Me: The third prettiest belt I've seen.
Nirvana: Pennywise has the best belt so far.
Me: And Big Red has the second best.
Nirvana: Slappy will be fighting his son tonight.
The audience sits down and yawns. Booing is heard. Pages from the pamplets are ripped and balled up. Slowly the Blue Doors open. Sloppy walks out. The audience begins throwing the ripped papers from the pamplets at Sloppy.
Nirvana: Clearly not the best liked.
Me: Sloppy is the youngest athlete alive in boxing.
Nirvana: He weighs 12 lbs and is one foot eleven inches tall.
Me: Kind of short, eh.
Nirvana: Yeah if you come out to here.
Sloppy walks over to his corner. Tommy Jarvis takes his belt off. The Youngest Athlete In Boxing glitters from it. Rubies surround the belt buckle. Sloppy sits down. Tommy gives him a water bottle. Sloppy takes it and squirts some at Tommy.
Me: When the bell rings, you'll be ready to fight.
Nirvana: No rounds today?
Me: Yes there are rounds today.
Nirvana: Lets take a look at the poll and odds.
Poll
Slappy: 70%
Sloppy:30%
Nirvana: Now to our odds.
Odds
Slappy is older
Slappy is taller
Slappy is Sloppy's dad
Slappy has an evil mind
Me: The odds and poll show us that Slappy is going to win.
Nirvana: I want Sloppy to win.
Me: So do I.
The Bell Rings
Slappy jumps up and runs over to Sloppy. Sloppy is slugged on his shin. He falls flat on his stomach. Slappy kicks Sloppy in the ribs. Sloppy covers his head. Slappy's smile gets wider. He starts strangling Sloppy. His hands choking him. Sloppy screams get louder and louder.
Suddenly he kicks Slappy of him and grabs a blow torch. He starts it. His smile gets bigger. He laughs evilly. Slappy's eyes go wide with fear. The fire shoots out. Slappy screams. He flails his arms. His eyes slide back and forth. Quickly running around he desperately trys to put the fire out. Lindsey Lohan throws a bucket of water on him.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round One
Me: Sloppy can get mean at the top of a hat.
Nirvana: Don't remind me.
Me: He without a doubt won that round.
Nirvana: And yet the odds and poll show that Slappy's to win.
The Bell Rings
Slappy runs over to Sloppy and kicks him down. He then slams his foot onto Sloppy's head. He pushes harder and harder until........
Running out of the runway comes Wally. Wally jumps on Slappy and separates him from Sloppy. He punches Slappy twice in the region. Slappy doubles over. Getting up he thrusts his hands into his brothers region and twists.
Wally screams and jumping up brings Slappy with him. He hits Slappy on the head with a ball bat. He then is seen being picked up. Wally is thrown from the ring and lands on his stomach.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round Two
Me: Looks like a good fight.
Nirvana: Your not mad?
Me: Nope, I not.
Nirvana: Sloppy lost that round.
Me: I'd say.
The Bell Rings
Slappy glares at Wally. Wally glares back. Sloppy raises a bat menacingly. His smile spreads. Suddenly Slappy goes down. His eyes go wide with fear and unknowingly begins to wrestle.
Mr. Wood races over to Sloppy and picks him up. Slappy runs over and punches him squarely on the jaw. Mr. Wood doubles over. Getting up he runs. Sloppy is almost trampled by Slappy. His screams fill the ring.
Slappy catches up. Mr. Wood dodges a punch. Tommy Jarvis grabs a towel and begins to beat Slappy with it. Slappy snarls. He then punches Tommy. The punch lands Tommy Jarvis on his butt. A loud oooomph is heard. Slappy goes down. Mr. Wood is on top.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round Three
Me: Outside help but still winning.
Nirvana: Sloppy wins by pin down.
Me: An ambulance is out to check up on Tommy Jarvis.
Nirvana: He really got clobbered tonight.
Me: He has a huge bump on his head I bet.
Nirvana: I agree.
The ambulance races into the ring. Tommy Jarvis is picked up. The EMS place his broken and scarred body on a stretcher. He screams. The EMS load him into the ambulance and off they go
Me: I wish him the best.
Nirvana: So do I.
Nirvana: Our fight for today is in the saw mill.
Me: As you can see, there are saws of every size, shape and sharpness out there.
Nirvana: There's also some hoops, a few ball bats. And a few coils of ropes.
Me: The devices of all fighters made of wood.
Nirvana: The chips will fly tonight.
The audience begins to jump up and down. Pages flip back and forth from their pamplets. They begin to scream. Slowly the Red Doors open. Fog billows in. Razor blades roar on. The flamethrowers shoot off. Slowly Slappy walks out. His short spindle limbs carry his body carefully.
Me: Slappy is our boxing Champion Of The World. He weighs 20 lbs and is two feet tall.
Nirvana: He loves nothing more than mischeif itself.
Me: A nice guy once you get to know him.
Nirvana: A very nice guy.
Slappy walks over to his corner. Lindsey Lohan strips him of his belt. Light Weight Boxing Champion glitters from it. Diamonds and rubies shine off the lighting system.
Me: The third prettiest belt I've seen.
Nirvana: Pennywise has the best belt so far.
Me: And Big Red has the second best.
Nirvana: Slappy will be fighting his son tonight.
The audience sits down and yawns. Booing is heard. Pages from the pamplets are ripped and balled up. Slowly the Blue Doors open. Sloppy walks out. The audience begins throwing the ripped papers from the pamplets at Sloppy.
Nirvana: Clearly not the best liked.
Me: Sloppy is the youngest athlete alive in boxing.
Nirvana: He weighs 12 lbs and is one foot eleven inches tall.
Me: Kind of short, eh.
Nirvana: Yeah if you come out to here.
Sloppy walks over to his corner. Tommy Jarvis takes his belt off. The Youngest Athlete In Boxing glitters from it. Rubies surround the belt buckle. Sloppy sits down. Tommy gives him a water bottle. Sloppy takes it and squirts some at Tommy.
Me: When the bell rings, you'll be ready to fight.
Nirvana: No rounds today?
Me: Yes there are rounds today.
Nirvana: Lets take a look at the poll and odds.
Poll
Slappy: 70%
Sloppy:30%
Nirvana: Now to our odds.
Odds
Slappy is older
Slappy is taller
Slappy is Sloppy's dad
Slappy has an evil mind
Me: The odds and poll show us that Slappy is going to win.
Nirvana: I want Sloppy to win.
Me: So do I.
The Bell Rings
Slappy jumps up and runs over to Sloppy. Sloppy is slugged on his shin. He falls flat on his stomach. Slappy kicks Sloppy in the ribs. Sloppy covers his head. Slappy's smile gets wider. He starts strangling Sloppy. His hands choking him. Sloppy screams get louder and louder.
Suddenly he kicks Slappy of him and grabs a blow torch. He starts it. His smile gets bigger. He laughs evilly. Slappy's eyes go wide with fear. The fire shoots out. Slappy screams. He flails his arms. His eyes slide back and forth. Quickly running around he desperately trys to put the fire out. Lindsey Lohan throws a bucket of water on him.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round One
Me: Sloppy can get mean at the top of a hat.
Nirvana: Don't remind me.
Me: He without a doubt won that round.
Nirvana: And yet the odds and poll show that Slappy's to win.
The Bell Rings
Slappy runs over to Sloppy and kicks him down. He then slams his foot onto Sloppy's head. He pushes harder and harder until........
Running out of the runway comes Wally. Wally jumps on Slappy and separates him from Sloppy. He punches Slappy twice in the region. Slappy doubles over. Getting up he thrusts his hands into his brothers region and twists.
Wally screams and jumping up brings Slappy with him. He hits Slappy on the head with a ball bat. He then is seen being picked up. Wally is thrown from the ring and lands on his stomach.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round Two
Me: Looks like a good fight.
Nirvana: Your not mad?
Me: Nope, I not.
Nirvana: Sloppy lost that round.
Me: I'd say.
The Bell Rings
Slappy glares at Wally. Wally glares back. Sloppy raises a bat menacingly. His smile spreads. Suddenly Slappy goes down. His eyes go wide with fear and unknowingly begins to wrestle.
Mr. Wood races over to Sloppy and picks him up. Slappy runs over and punches him squarely on the jaw. Mr. Wood doubles over. Getting up he runs. Sloppy is almost trampled by Slappy. His screams fill the ring.
Slappy catches up. Mr. Wood dodges a punch. Tommy Jarvis grabs a towel and begins to beat Slappy with it. Slappy snarls. He then punches Tommy. The punch lands Tommy Jarvis on his butt. A loud oooomph is heard. Slappy goes down. Mr. Wood is on top.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round Three
Me: Outside help but still winning.
Nirvana: Sloppy wins by pin down.
Me: An ambulance is out to check up on Tommy Jarvis.
Nirvana: He really got clobbered tonight.
Me: He has a huge bump on his head I bet.
Nirvana: I agree.
The ambulance races into the ring. Tommy Jarvis is picked up. The EMS place his broken and scarred body on a stretcher. He screams. The EMS load him into the ambulance and off they go
Me: I wish him the best.
Nirvana: So do I.
