Mini Fight
Aug 10, 2005 21:04:03 GMT -8
Post by Punk17 on Aug 10, 2005 21:04:03 GMT -8
Me: And we are back.
Nirvana: Tonight we will witness a fight for migets.
Me: Nice one there pal.
Nirvana: Woops sorry.
Me: As he just said, tonights fight is against two small people.
Nirvana: Our newest fighter Mini Me will be fighting.....
Me: Our champion Little Greeny.
The audience erupts in a chorus of screams. The door of the tower is pounded on. The ceiling jumps.
Me: Our audience really wants this fight tonight.
Nirvana: More than anything in the world.
Me: Our fights are legendary.
Nirvana: That's what it said in the newspapers.
Me: Tonight our featured fight takes place in the deep, dark plains of Russia.
Nirvana: They have given us the rights to use anything our hearts desire.
Me: And we will.
Nirvana: Lets take a look at our ring shall we.
The cameras show us the spacious grounds of the ring. Tables, chairs and alot of rope hang to and fro. One table is up. A chair is hanging upside down.
The ref and a crew member run back and forth getting the ring together. Slowly the cage is lowered. The iron, chain rungs are snapped together with practiced hands.
Me: Tonights fight is to take place in a cage.
Nirvana: A mighty feat for many.
Me: And a treat for all.
The audience screams out. The door is slammed upon. The ceiling bangs inward. Chips of it fall down. Pages from the pamplets are turned.
The lights flicker on and off. Rock N Roll blares from the speakers. Fireworks dazzle the sky. The Red Doorsopen. Steam, fog and smoke flow out from it. Mini Me walks out. He smiles and the audience screams out. A woman falls over the railing.
Me: The ladies love Mini Me.
Nirvana: Big deal. He's just a small person with alot of style. So what. I got style. Look at me. Poses
Me: Um, yeah, style. Laughs
Mini Me walks into the cage. His smile vanishes. Lucian walks over to him. He takes off the belt from Mini Me's waist and raises it. The audience screams again. Mini Me holds the belt. The rubies and diamonds dazzle the crowds. Smallest Boxing Champion glitters and shines from the belt buckle.
Me: The fourth best belt I've seen.
Nirvana: Fourth?
Me: Yeah, Pennywise has the best one.
Nirvana: Oh,
Me: Mini Me weighs 34 lbs and is three feet six inches tall.
Nirvana: He's the smallest boxing champion today.
Me: I thought that title belonged to Little Greeny!
Nirvana: Nope,
Music and fireworks shoot off into the sky. Flamethrowers blaze the arena pipes. Baby music blares forth from the speaker system. The lights flicker on and off.
The Green Doorsopen. Steam, fog and smoke flow out from it. Little Greeny walks out. Big Red slowly walks beside him. Everyone screams. Little Greeny raises his hands. He gets more screams.
Me: Little Greeny weighs 40 lbs and is four feet tall.
Nirvana: He's the Boxing Champion Of The World.
Me: That's his father.
Nirvana: Big Red is the wrestling champion of the world.
Little Greeny walks into the cage. Big Red slowly gives him a kiss. Then he takes off his belt. Rubies, diamonds and emeralds dazzle the arena. Boxing Champion Of The World shines in gold from the belt buckle.
Me: A sweet belt for a sweet little boy.
Nirvana: Little Greeny is four years old.
Me: A nice age.
Nirvana: I still think he's to young to fight.
Me: I don't.
The cameras shoot inward. The audience screams. Nirvana and I crane our necks to see the cause of the connotion. Slowly Pennywise and Joker walk out of the chute. Joker smiles. Pennywise waves. They take a seat at the bleachers. The audience screams get louder and louder.
Nirvana: What up with that?
Me: Hey, anyone that wants to watch this fight can watch this fight.
Nirvana: Yeah but.....
Me: Mr. Cool and BeetleJuice are in the bleachers to you know.
Nirvana: Faints
Pennywise: Yo man, Kick his ass.
Joker: Take em out.
Mr. Cool: You can do it.
BeetleJuice: If you can't, noone can.
Nirvana: Lets take a look at our odds and poll.
Me: Yes lets do.
Poll
Little Greeny: 56%
Mini Me: 44%
Odds
Little Greeny is bigger
Mini Me is younger
Little Greeny weighs more
Little Greeny has more fans
Me: In a landslide victory Little Greeny could win.
Nirvana: I can't wait until the bell.
Me: Me neither.
The ref motions to Mini Me and Little Greeny. They walk to the middle of the ring. Little Greeny smiles warmly. Mini Me sticks out his middle finger.
Ref: You know the rules. I'm to repeat a few. Watch your low, kidney and brain punches. In the event a fighter is penalized you go to the corner nearest you. No groin biting Mini Me. Shake hands.
Little Greeny shakes Mini me's hand.
Ref: Go to your corners. When I blow my whistle, come out fighting.
Little Greeny dances over to his corner. Mini Me runs over to his.
Me: The fight is about to begin.
Nirvana: Eyes go wide
The Bell Rings
Mini Me runs over to Little Greeny. Little Greeny flys upwards. He hits the cage top and falls down. Mini Me clambers over Little Greeny and punches him in his gut. Little Greeny shields his face with his hands. Mini Me slaps him roughly about the shoulders.
Little Greeny gets up. His eyes are ablaze, his hands are in fists. Slowly he swings his arm and lands a hard right hook unto Mini Me's waist. Mini Me lands twenty feet away. He gets up and runs over to Little Greeny. Little Greeny slaps him again. He goes flying once again.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round One
Me: Little Greeny all the way man.
Nirvana: I told you this was to be a good match.
Me: Oh huh
Nirvana: Did you see that right hand punch?
Me: A nice punch I'd have to say myself.
Pennywise: Oh right, Little Greeny you go dude.
Joker: Use that right hand more man.
Mr. Cool: You did good.
BeetleJuice: Go dog
The Bell Rings
Little Greeny somersalts over to Mini Me and punches him. Mini Me vaults across the ring and slams into the cage wires. Little Greeny runs over and Mini Me punches him in his gut. He then kicks and slaps Little Greeny across the ring.
Little Greeny slams his fist into the mouth of Mini Me. Blood trickles down Mini Me's lips and chin. Litlle Greeny then kicks him squarely in the region. Mini Me falls down and screams.
The Bell Rings, End Of Second Round
Me: Nice job Little Greeny.
Nirvana: Oh no,
Me: What's wrong now?
Nirvana: The ref
Ref: Violation, Little Greeny, kick in region.
Me: Come on man.
Nirvana: You've got to be kidding me.
Pennywise: Go home ref, go home
Joker: Go screw yourself.
Mr. Cool: What are you talking about?
BeetleJuice: Boo, you stink.
The Bell Rings
Mini Me walks over. Little Greeny walks around the arena. He grabs a chair andBAMMini Me goes down. Blood drips from a wound on his head. Little Greeny picks him up and plops him on a table. Then he climbs the rope rungs.
Screaming Little Greeny jumps and lands on Mini Me's stomach. Mini Me screams out. He pushes Little Greeny off him. Little Greeny kicks and punches his way from under Mini Me. He then clobbers Mini Me in the legs. Mini Me goes down. Little Greeny goes to his corner. The ref starts counting.
One, Two and Three
End Of Round Three
Me: Mini Me looses.
Nirvana: Way to go.
Pennywise: Woo hoo
Joker: Way ta go dude.
Mr. Cool: You did it little man.
BeetleJuice: Yippee
Me: Bye now, see you next fight.
Nirvana: I hope it's as good as this one.
Me: Me too.
Nirvana: Tonight we will witness a fight for migets.
Me: Nice one there pal.
Nirvana: Woops sorry.
Me: As he just said, tonights fight is against two small people.
Nirvana: Our newest fighter Mini Me will be fighting.....
Me: Our champion Little Greeny.
The audience erupts in a chorus of screams. The door of the tower is pounded on. The ceiling jumps.
Me: Our audience really wants this fight tonight.
Nirvana: More than anything in the world.
Me: Our fights are legendary.
Nirvana: That's what it said in the newspapers.
Me: Tonight our featured fight takes place in the deep, dark plains of Russia.
Nirvana: They have given us the rights to use anything our hearts desire.
Me: And we will.
Nirvana: Lets take a look at our ring shall we.
The cameras show us the spacious grounds of the ring. Tables, chairs and alot of rope hang to and fro. One table is up. A chair is hanging upside down.
The ref and a crew member run back and forth getting the ring together. Slowly the cage is lowered. The iron, chain rungs are snapped together with practiced hands.
Me: Tonights fight is to take place in a cage.
Nirvana: A mighty feat for many.
Me: And a treat for all.
The audience screams out. The door is slammed upon. The ceiling bangs inward. Chips of it fall down. Pages from the pamplets are turned.
The lights flicker on and off. Rock N Roll blares from the speakers. Fireworks dazzle the sky. The Red Doorsopen. Steam, fog and smoke flow out from it. Mini Me walks out. He smiles and the audience screams out. A woman falls over the railing.
Me: The ladies love Mini Me.
Nirvana: Big deal. He's just a small person with alot of style. So what. I got style. Look at me. Poses
Me: Um, yeah, style. Laughs
Mini Me walks into the cage. His smile vanishes. Lucian walks over to him. He takes off the belt from Mini Me's waist and raises it. The audience screams again. Mini Me holds the belt. The rubies and diamonds dazzle the crowds. Smallest Boxing Champion glitters and shines from the belt buckle.
Me: The fourth best belt I've seen.
Nirvana: Fourth?
Me: Yeah, Pennywise has the best one.
Nirvana: Oh,
Me: Mini Me weighs 34 lbs and is three feet six inches tall.
Nirvana: He's the smallest boxing champion today.
Me: I thought that title belonged to Little Greeny!
Nirvana: Nope,
Music and fireworks shoot off into the sky. Flamethrowers blaze the arena pipes. Baby music blares forth from the speaker system. The lights flicker on and off.
The Green Doorsopen. Steam, fog and smoke flow out from it. Little Greeny walks out. Big Red slowly walks beside him. Everyone screams. Little Greeny raises his hands. He gets more screams.
Me: Little Greeny weighs 40 lbs and is four feet tall.
Nirvana: He's the Boxing Champion Of The World.
Me: That's his father.
Nirvana: Big Red is the wrestling champion of the world.
Little Greeny walks into the cage. Big Red slowly gives him a kiss. Then he takes off his belt. Rubies, diamonds and emeralds dazzle the arena. Boxing Champion Of The World shines in gold from the belt buckle.
Me: A sweet belt for a sweet little boy.
Nirvana: Little Greeny is four years old.
Me: A nice age.
Nirvana: I still think he's to young to fight.
Me: I don't.
The cameras shoot inward. The audience screams. Nirvana and I crane our necks to see the cause of the connotion. Slowly Pennywise and Joker walk out of the chute. Joker smiles. Pennywise waves. They take a seat at the bleachers. The audience screams get louder and louder.
Nirvana: What up with that?
Me: Hey, anyone that wants to watch this fight can watch this fight.
Nirvana: Yeah but.....
Me: Mr. Cool and BeetleJuice are in the bleachers to you know.
Nirvana: Faints
Pennywise: Yo man, Kick his ass.
Joker: Take em out.
Mr. Cool: You can do it.
BeetleJuice: If you can't, noone can.
Nirvana: Lets take a look at our odds and poll.
Me: Yes lets do.
Poll
Little Greeny: 56%
Mini Me: 44%
Odds
Little Greeny is bigger
Mini Me is younger
Little Greeny weighs more
Little Greeny has more fans
Me: In a landslide victory Little Greeny could win.
Nirvana: I can't wait until the bell.
Me: Me neither.
The ref motions to Mini Me and Little Greeny. They walk to the middle of the ring. Little Greeny smiles warmly. Mini Me sticks out his middle finger.
Ref: You know the rules. I'm to repeat a few. Watch your low, kidney and brain punches. In the event a fighter is penalized you go to the corner nearest you. No groin biting Mini Me. Shake hands.
Little Greeny shakes Mini me's hand.
Ref: Go to your corners. When I blow my whistle, come out fighting.
Little Greeny dances over to his corner. Mini Me runs over to his.
Me: The fight is about to begin.
Nirvana: Eyes go wide
The Bell Rings
Mini Me runs over to Little Greeny. Little Greeny flys upwards. He hits the cage top and falls down. Mini Me clambers over Little Greeny and punches him in his gut. Little Greeny shields his face with his hands. Mini Me slaps him roughly about the shoulders.
Little Greeny gets up. His eyes are ablaze, his hands are in fists. Slowly he swings his arm and lands a hard right hook unto Mini Me's waist. Mini Me lands twenty feet away. He gets up and runs over to Little Greeny. Little Greeny slaps him again. He goes flying once again.
The Bell Rings, End Of Round One
Me: Little Greeny all the way man.
Nirvana: I told you this was to be a good match.
Me: Oh huh
Nirvana: Did you see that right hand punch?
Me: A nice punch I'd have to say myself.
Pennywise: Oh right, Little Greeny you go dude.
Joker: Use that right hand more man.
Mr. Cool: You did good.
BeetleJuice: Go dog
The Bell Rings
Little Greeny somersalts over to Mini Me and punches him. Mini Me vaults across the ring and slams into the cage wires. Little Greeny runs over and Mini Me punches him in his gut. He then kicks and slaps Little Greeny across the ring.
Little Greeny slams his fist into the mouth of Mini Me. Blood trickles down Mini Me's lips and chin. Litlle Greeny then kicks him squarely in the region. Mini Me falls down and screams.
The Bell Rings, End Of Second Round
Me: Nice job Little Greeny.
Nirvana: Oh no,
Me: What's wrong now?
Nirvana: The ref
Ref: Violation, Little Greeny, kick in region.
Me: Come on man.
Nirvana: You've got to be kidding me.
Pennywise: Go home ref, go home
Joker: Go screw yourself.
Mr. Cool: What are you talking about?
BeetleJuice: Boo, you stink.
The Bell Rings
Mini Me walks over. Little Greeny walks around the arena. He grabs a chair andBAMMini Me goes down. Blood drips from a wound on his head. Little Greeny picks him up and plops him on a table. Then he climbs the rope rungs.
Screaming Little Greeny jumps and lands on Mini Me's stomach. Mini Me screams out. He pushes Little Greeny off him. Little Greeny kicks and punches his way from under Mini Me. He then clobbers Mini Me in the legs. Mini Me goes down. Little Greeny goes to his corner. The ref starts counting.
One, Two and Three
End Of Round Three
Me: Mini Me looses.
Nirvana: Way to go.
Pennywise: Woo hoo
Joker: Way ta go dude.
Mr. Cool: You did it little man.
BeetleJuice: Yippee
Me: Bye now, see you next fight.
Nirvana: I hope it's as good as this one.
Me: Me too.
